loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:

zethian:

Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

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LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.

In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…

that is actually hilarious

snaxattacks:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

snaxattacks:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

(Source: 0ver-doze)

kawajen:

sayakasflybooty:

anime art styles where the eyes are so low and the mouth and nose so high that they’re almost all on the same plane are terrifying

(Source: tenjouutena)

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS.

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS.

destructivemusic:

comics-are-sexy:

Why would u torture me like this

good fucking bye

Tell me about your day, who made you laugh, who laughed at your joke, what made you laugh the most that it made your stomach feel tight and your nose crinkle. What did you eat for lunch and did you enjoy it. What upset you, made you hurt, feel sad. What made you happy, so happy that you smile so big you have to look away because you feel like an idiot from stretching the muscles in your face so much to your perfect smile. Tell me what made your heart stop, and what made it beat again. Who you talked to, and who you can’t stand. Don’t tell me the bullshit, “I had a good day”, I asked how your day went, not a statement of an adjective conjoined with part of the question.

(via mind-over-fears)

ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin)

vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo)

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