joanegbert:

 

demitria-iashkov:

tenderonlytoone:

lillyssilentlyscreamingfantrolls:

suckmyphallus:

attention everyone

this is what a russian 404 page looks like

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america

we need to step up our game

THE RUSSIANS ARE BETTER THAN US

I just spent 10 minutes bouncing along to the songs playing on the site. :D

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(Source: pulpfanfiction)

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Source: olympercy)

art-of-swords:

Katar Dagger

  • Dated: mid-17th century
  • Culture: Indian
  • Measurements: overall length 36 cm

Of characteristic form, the hilt of the dagger has chiseled grips terminating in acanthus leaves showing traces of silver. The base features curvilinear profiling, while the finely-forged blade comes with sinuous edge treatment. The blade also has a bright polished with armor-piercing tip and actively-patterned silver-gray Damascus steel visible in the triangular central panel and flanking pairs of triple fullers on either side.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Auction Flex

was-that-a-pun:

aceofhate:

[GLaDOS voice] Congratulations. You did everything you weren’t supposed to do. That takes serious effort. I’m almost impressed. If I wasn’t too busy being disgusted and disappointed in you.

lost-and-hufflepuff:

I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

(Source: psst-houston)

(Source: broriarty)

deatheaters:

i’m a slytherin i don’t need a reason to hate something

videohall:

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

> I really wish he would have ground up the leaves better for the monkey.

> This was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Does anyone know why do they crush leaves?

> That was really calming.

> I like at around 0:32 when the guy opens his hand and the monkey picks up the leaves and smashes them back down onto his palm, lol.

"Crush these better, human! THEY ARE NOT CRUSHED ENOUGH!"

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

(Source: videohall)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

(Source: basedstarfire)

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