(Source: nathanyoungs)

amanda-the-human:

thedaybeforemyself:

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

You sure that was a cosplayer?

amanda-the-human:

thedaybeforemyself:

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

You sure that was a cosplayer?

  • From: Smeg it.
  • vieleeifersucht
  • Origin:

ngoziu:

Illogical. There exist no such device to measure—

my levels of sass captain

mathani:

On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.

mathani:

On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.

  • From: 137
  • mathani
  • Origin: 137

(Source: msfeelgood)

(Source: fixatedonfashion)

sammiesundevil-at-221b:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rebloggable, as requested :) 

this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read.  *slow applauds*

supermattural:

flankle:

theillusivebutt:

twerking-into-mordor:

thesakuradoll:

twerking-into-mordor:

I feel extremely betrayed that they changed the lime skittles to green apple.

They did WHAT?!

It says green apple

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but all I see is pain

wHAT THE FUCK MAN JUST TAKE THE ONE PLEASURE OUT OF MY LIFE

and they are seriously the nastiest fucking things omg

Green apple should not be a flavor in any candy ever that is sacrilege

(Source: meancutie)

pizzaforpresident:

heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

image

this is my favorite post of all time

hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

(Source: higregjohnson)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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madsforhannibal:

doomslock:

i love this cap it’s like alana and hannibal have been called into the head teacher’s office to talk about their son
“will tried to bite a teacher”
“gods sake he gets that from u hannibal”

I didn’t know I needed this until now

madsforhannibal:

doomslock:

i love this cap it’s like alana and hannibal have been called into the head teacher’s office to talk about their son

“will tried to bite a teacher”

“gods sake he gets that from u hannibal”

I didn’t know I needed this until now

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