you-lower-the-iq-of-this-impala asked: TAG, you’re it. The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the ten nicest people on Tumblr. (◡‿◡✿)
mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
silv3rbloodalch3mist: 3ctoplasmalch3mist: Drinking Game: take a shot every time someone uses the term “raven hair” in a Danny Phantom fanfic
Anonymous asked: blue
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
graceebooks: we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far. Woah man, that art is sick.
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better llook at this wheres your hfufcking HEAD i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
yall: THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
icicleman: thatpunnyguy: what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE GET OUT
See what your followers think of you (I know these...
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
pizza: jeremymckinnonbuttblog: lets make a test who is easier to summon 1. Pizza? 2. Yahoo Staff? 3. Vegans? 4. Satan? lets wait and see the result ha ha ha i win
rated-ncc1701: [SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
orgygami: when theres a long intro before a music video
so basically i’m so emotionally stunted that if i fell for someone i wouldn’t know.
snapchatting: my life would probably get 2 notes
sacaswagea: immergerd: sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this. is this real life
howtumblrruinedmylife: ronvveasley: On a scale of 1 to the Hannibal fandom how willing are you to accept things frowned upon in most societies Wincest
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
vanillish: Enough about yahoo lets talk about me
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
finndicate: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word ‘two weeks’ literally takes just as much time to say as ‘fortnight’ does tho
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left