December 2011
That moment when you know you've become addicted...
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I'm dropping followers by the second? WHY IS...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
My exact reaction to this:
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letsklainenow:
starwake:
endlessnovember:
wugs:
#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Mom: Want to go out shopping?
Me: No, I hate shopping.
Mom: We'll go to the book store.
Me: Let me get my shoes.
fic: come on. just a chapter.
me: no i am a responsible adult
fic: i said read me.
me: but studying
fic: i know you want me.
me: stop it
fic: did i mention i'm slashy and extremely angsty?
me: stop trying to seduce me. i happen to have self contro - oh jesus sweet dicks in my mouth OH GOD MY FEELINGS CAN'T YOU SEE YOU JUST LOVE EACH OTHER GODDAMN YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKAFJWKGJAWKGJKGHAWKGHAWKGJWKGJ I HATE EVERYTHING I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE OH MY GOD IS IT 6AM I CAN'T SEE THROUGH MY TEARS
fic: good girl.
work: i'll just...wait here then.
Normal people flirting: Hey, you're cute.
Me: So, do you like serial killers?
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
