March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
ohyousillypotato:
typicalxtori:
...
when someone suggests that one of my ships "isn't...
poco-loca:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Watchnightmare-kisser:
oh-my-godtier:
u-ok:
mononipplemoran:
tokyosluts:
powermuffgirls:
oh my GOD
omfg crying
that was the last thing i would have expected to happen in 7000 years
THEY JUST KEEP COMING OUT
wHAT
HOW
I am perfectly amazed.
