:3 - That is all. So, it seems you have been stalking me, but you do not understand my habits. Cunningly ask me and I shall answer! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-37882892-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @lazarus-james)http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doodlesbytara.tumblr.com/post/51206944811">doodlesbytara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51283913943http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51283913943Sat, 25 May 2013 01:51:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4duLwRC1rpbhyxo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4duLwRC1rpbhyxo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4duLwRC1rpbhyxo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x4duLwRC1rpbhyxo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spenacethemenace.tumblr.com/post/44108153152/lesb1an-keepmyheadabove-animal-fun-fact">spenacethemenace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesb1an.tumblr.com/post/44051681908">lesb1an</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepmyheadabove.tumblr.com/post/44046781741">keepmyheadabove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.</p> </blockquote> <p>What cuties</p> </blockquote> <p>Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51283652639http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51283652639Sat, 25 May 2013 01:45:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiseryoutass.tumblr.com/post/38929368295/shine-bright-like-a">kiseryoutass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>shine bright like a</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/619f3526a12d91469297b220a5553d7f/tumblr_inline_mfods8lsVl1qd2vpb.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282185863http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282185863Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:21 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/lazarus-james/51282184749/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51282184749" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatlonelybarricade.tumblr.com/post/39893479799/videohall-bird-reacts-to-dubstep-best">thatlonelybarricade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://videohall.tumblr.com/post/39887550394/bird-reacts-to-dubstep-this-video-has-a-high">videohall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Bird reacts to dubstep</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>#best four seconds of my life tbh</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282184749http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282184749Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outlaw-monarch.tumblr.com/post/51277391093/deatheaters-people-rant-about-teenage">outlaw-monarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deatheaters.tumblr.com/post/50454467428/people-rant-about-teenage-characters-being">deatheaters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/71d877a4b7a0858a9b13d3da646a339b/tumblr_inline_mnc5n1Bobh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282183433http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282183433Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://corywho.tumblr.com/post/51202987424/celeryandhummus-our-kids-will-probably-attend-a">corywho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celeryandhummus.tumblr.com/post/51156212913/our-kids-will-probably-attend-a-middle-school">celeryandhummus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s</p> <p>they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”</p> </blockquote> <p>i just spit my food onto my keyboard</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282182329http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282182329Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c538c326d4b05d26b86c4cdd08ee8219/tumblr_mkaizkO89g1rdu0swo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282180591http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282180591Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supermattural.tumblr.com/post/51279217405/atrociouscandybowlettiquite-connuh-i-always">supermattural</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atrociouscandybowlettiquite.tumblr.com/post/51255151010/connuh-i-always-wondered-how-mice-made-these">atrociouscandybowlettiquite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connuh.tumblr.com/post/12993786682/i-always-wondered-how-mice-made-these-holes">connuh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i always wondered how mice made these holes</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvz72ZeGW1qe4i9u.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Silence will fall when the question is asked, <em>because nobody knows why.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>and why do people see them and do nothing to close that mother fucker up</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282179528http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282179528Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9f95b4af4c2063d83341c28ca502ec3/tumblr_mlpmd2nZUm1qins52o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7175c8537a93311d39a5b02e5974d01c/tumblr_mlpmd2nZUm1qins52o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4ef7b3a629c74475b028848983e86a7/tumblr_mlpmd2nZUm1qins52o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5f294c514d8f392a7eaa7aecc640b30/tumblr_mlpmd2nZUm1qins52o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282178088http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51282178088Sat, 25 May 2013 01:16:12 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwS14TiO7Pk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pettyartist.tumblr.com/post/51276869823/expelliarmus-cries-because-of-everything-oh">pettyartist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://expelliarmus.tumblr.com/post/51269391340">expelliarmus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cries because of everything</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51281945677http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51281945677Sat, 25 May 2013 01:11:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat.tumblr.com/post/51135554436/spainstateofmind-thebadwolf-fun-party-trick">baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spainstateofmind.tumblr.com/post/41085113915/thebadwolf-fun-party-trick-put-skittles-and">spainstateofmind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/41069655791/fun-party-trick-put-skittles-and-m-ms-in-the">thebadwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&amp;M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.</p> </blockquote> <p>you can go fuck yourself</p> </blockquote> <p>my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues </p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51281944047http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51281944047Sat, 25 May 2013 01:11:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://booksandwildthings.tumblr.com/post/38328101758/giving-myself-to-ashes">booksandwildthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giving-myself-to-ashes.tumblr.com/post/36529152786/admiringthefuckingscenery-bl00db3nder-and">giving-myself-to-ashes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://admiringthefuckingscenery.tumblr.com/post/34760387496/bl00db3nder-and-the-movie-couldnt-have-looked">admiringthefuckingscenery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00db3nder.tumblr.com/post/25462143284/and-the-movie-couldnt-have-looked-like">bl00db3nder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>And the movie couldn’t have looked like this <em><strong>BECAUSE?!?</strong></em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>If cosplayers had made the ATLA movie, it would have probably won some Oscars…</p> </div> </blockquote> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me262f2t2L1qhu4r1.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Seriously, this was made by teenagers in their spare time <em>because they were bored</em> and it’s still better quality than the movie that took millions of dollars to make.</p> </div> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51279122868http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51279122868Sat, 25 May 2013 00:23:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de3e6f2adf8fa7eab8ac670201d8dde1/tumblr_mn9dfwGCpH1qgi1xeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solitarycorruption.tumblr.com/post/51278797354/babys-baby-is-pregnant-too-does-that-mean">solitarycorruption</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“baby’s baby is pregnant too” does that mean baby’s baby’s baby is pregnant too?</p> </blockquote> <p>wut</p>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51278955284http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51278955284Sat, 25 May 2013 00:21:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hobbitsandlocks.tumblr.com/post/48153918395">hobbitsandlocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badwolfonbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/39468555139/do-you-have-a-flag-the-best-thing-about-disney">badwolfonbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/39468115163/the-best-thing-about-disney-songs-is-singing-every">do-you-have-a-flag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I%27M-NEVER-GONNA-CATCH-MY-BREATH">#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme">#saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/boY-was-I-a-FOOL-in-SCHOOL-forr-cutting-GYMMMMMM">#boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/thIS-guy%27s-got-%27em-scared-to-DEATH%21">#thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!</a><span></span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/HOPE-HEDOESN%27T-SEE-RIGHT-THROUGHME">#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/now-I-really-wish-that-I-knew--how-to-SWIMMMMM">#now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><strong>BE UH MAN</strong></p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277113492http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277113492Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haemus.tumblr.com/post/51214532981">haemus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skittlesndrpepper.tumblr.com/post/51209003547/craigmothertucker-so-my-16-year-old-brother">skittlesndrpepper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craigmothertucker.tumblr.com/post/51190215197/so-my-16-year-old-brother-made-himself-a-balloon">craigmothertucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/470f4e4dc2de8aa7b3c2087120f43961/tumblr_inline_mna33mQJ4l1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ebfcccbaef43369e7795198071a343d3/tumblr_inline_mna33u9WmS1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/701528477b355c22e6b0600b8bb3bfa4/tumblr_inline_mna340dRni1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ddbf3705ea386d24c224bbd84bcba0b1/tumblr_inline_mna345lEZD1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/68eb8fc1f30e3323edf61aaef10edcf2/tumblr_inline_mna34bFuA31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b56afb96a663094baf5fe12d7f906531/tumblr_inline_mna34gnjeU1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/001c1b621516979612b238bb9630dbac/tumblr_inline_mna34mr9551qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae98b85ca55bfcf60dfc8324fbd61e6e/tumblr_inline_mna34tJASU1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/17bf7c7f00d2b4b10ec61f73412bc696/tumblr_inline_mna353n9Vk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7010a45cd0b11909ac0642629f02f1a7/tumblr_inline_mna35ad9KB1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aa83a3b21392a9060f5e85327cabe9f3/tumblr_inline_mna35jYtaw1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9df18b0b00558be87541a0180b5fb082/tumblr_inline_mna35r7P3u1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0164c926eca986dbaba003e051a36d01/tumblr_inline_mna35zvYyH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/41ef4b46a579b101bbefc7b7a3639b9d/tumblr_inline_mna3673SN31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.</p> </blockquote> <div>I want to have a bf just like that</div> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277111800http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277111800Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:51 -0400<blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winchestark-industries.tumblr.com/post/41052025517/the-feeling-you-get-when-everything-has-been">winchestark-industries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The feeling you get when everything has been resolved in an episode</p> <p><strong><em>and there are still 15 minutes left</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/00d134a9e4e558e5d274cdf48c5cafa2/tumblr_inline_mgy6fbLLOa1rbipjb.gif"/></em></strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277110019http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277110019Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/143568c35a6cab1190c3490f5da1c078/tumblr_mn17leeq6r1s3e7j0o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5bc7495a2ff125d87169111e24476f4/tumblr_mn17leeq6r1s3e7j0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainlucifer.tumblr.com/post/51275229593/thesp8game-deanisanactualprincess">captainlucifer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesp8game.tumblr.com/post/51268404967/deanisanactualprincess-arielfeola-my-friend">thesp8game</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deanisanactualprincess.tumblr.com/post/51262434338/arielfeola-my-friend-caleb-looks-like-lucifer">deanisanactualprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arielfeola.tumblr.com/post/50793328811"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>arielfeola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="GingerNoCheckEnd"></span><span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_correct">wow</span> <span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_noSuggestion GINGER_SOFATWARE_correct">omg</span></p> <p><span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_spelling"> </span></p> </blockquote> <p>i just thought that was a pic of younger mark pellegrino!</p> </blockquote> <p>is there gonna be a “my friend caleb” fandom/tag now</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277108431http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277108431Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disneyprincest.tumblr.com/post/50461555508/i-hate-when-you-voluntarily-tell-your-parents-some">disneyprincest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again </p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277106552http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51277106552Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc124fb3f31a5e4e3cfa42941351d89/tumblr_mnbwqdM0O21rhdhxio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spacetwinks.tumblr.com/post/51264074860/highlights-from-jelly-bellys-literally-eat-shit">spacetwinks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors</p> </blockquote>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51274337846http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51274337846Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moanda.tumblr.com/post/35359095766/trolls-cannot-have-belly-buttons">moanda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb.  If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons! </p> <p>I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically </p> <p><strong>THUS I rest my case</strong></p> <p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8porFSMS1rr7rdc.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, yeah, I agree - when trolls are grown, they don&#8217;t have them, but when they&#8217;re still grubs, I&#8217;d assume they&#8217;d have something similar to them, considering they&#8217;d still need supplements whilst inside the egg, like a chicken. These usually fade away as they grow up, but they&#8217;re there when they&#8217;re young.</p>http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51274292102http://lazarus-james.tumblr.com/post/51274292102Fri, 24 May 2013 23:11:54 -0400